A person who occupies the southeastern states and:
1) Is a Republican
2) Flunked out of pre-school
3) Chews tobacco
4) Has a pick-up truck
1) Is a Republican
2) Flunked out of pre-school
3) Chews tobacco
4) Has a pick-up truck
by wakedemons January 15, 2005
Get the Redneck mug.The act of playing home run derby with a toad or frog with a skinny stick (not a baseball bat too easy). Usually pitched by someone else using a shovel.
" Redneck baseball was so fun last night I hit 4 homers."
"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."
"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."
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by Dustin Michael Earl November 28, 2009
Get the Redneck Period mug.The redneck characteristic list:
(1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions.
(2) They lack spelling skills.
(3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents.
(4) They find duct tape on a car sexy.
(5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks.
(6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is.
(7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect.
(8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u!++")
(9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy!
(10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+")
(11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks.
(12) They severely lack logic and reasoning.
(13) Their favorite color is plaid.
(14) Proudly flies the confederate flag.
(15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts.
(16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend.
(17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine.
(18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left.
(19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way.
(20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute'
(21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is.
All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below
(1) Their official sport is Nascar. Nascar races are nothing but redneck conventions.
(2) They lack spelling skills.
(3) They can't pronounce things well, hence their accents.
(4) They find duct tape on a car sexy.
(5) They find great potential in 30-40+ year old cars/trucks.
(6) They haven't the slightest clue what sarcasm is.
(7) They think old license plates and coins are great things to colllect.
(8) Some use "fart" as a swear word. (Example: "fart u!++")
(9) Country music is ALL they listen to. Anything else is just a total blasphemy!
(10) Very few are computer literate. The ones who are tend to replace proper punctuation with numbers and plus signs. (Example: "wat r u doin33+")
(11) Incest is a popular passtime among rednecks.
(12) They severely lack logic and reasoning.
(13) Their favorite color is plaid.
(14) Proudly flies the confederate flag.
(15) If a redneck lives on a civil war battleground, he will think that his house is haunted with civil war ghosts.
(16) Roaches, they're not pests, they're a redneck's best friend.
(17) Some tend to keep old Pepsi bottles of urine.
(18) If by small chance they're computer literate, they'll spend hours on eBay looking at old rusted down cars thinking of how much life it has left.
(19) A redneck using MSN Messenger will spam when he is angry or things don't go his way.
(20) They tend to go head over heals over any girl they think is 'cute'
(21) Some who claim to be "proud rednecks" are no longer proud to be redneck once they discover what incest is.
All of these are real based on this one redneck that I know. I'm not making anything up. Examples of how a redneck would talk through MSN Messenger is below
"fart u"
"i luv nascar+"
"kewl! a new lisence pl8 arived in the mail today!33+"
"talk ffs u633+"
"3...+"
"i luv nascar+"
"kewl! a new lisence pl8 arived in the mail today!33+"
"talk ffs u633+"
"3...+"
by Unknown March 5, 2005
Get the Redneck mug.Hoppin' in the Ford with a sixer of tallboy PBR's, yer' 12 gauge, and a flashlight in hopes of scoring a nice buck.
by hardHOSSIN September 20, 2010
Get the Redneck Hunting mug.A vehicle driven by rednecks. For example: old Jeeps, or large dirty beat up trucks or SUVs such as a Chevy, Dodge Ram or Ford F-series, thats atleast 20 years old. Sometimes has a lifted suspension with off-road tires, and a confederate flag license plate on the front bumper.
BillieBob bought a '86 Chevy Suburban redneck mobile off his Papa for 200 bucks. Now he's jacked up the suspension and drives it 80 miles an hour around the town.
by Metalhead83 September 4, 2011
Get the Redneck mobile mug."You ain't a man 'til yerr uncle daddy gives ya the ol' redneck circumcision."
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by Dick Darylson May 7, 2018
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