Putio

When someone is acting childish without being responsible for his actions

Valeri e putio!

by TheHighPriestess.2992 January 5, 2024

putimukhe

puti jasto mukh bhako, lado ma kando bhako, kando ma puti bhako ani puti ma mero lado bhako

alish thapa ko puti jasto mukh cha hai!
ahh putimukhe sala

by putimukhe May 3, 2024

Putizorga

Is a fight between two flannel wearing lesbians

Oh god a putizorga

by ERMwts May 27, 2024

putin

verb. To give an unreasonably long response to a simple question including unnecessary historical information.

- I asked him whether he liked the new Dune movie and he putined me for half an hour about all the Frank Herbert books and characters.

by ruslanbes February 12, 2024

Putin

To do a Putin, or to pull a Putin is to go on an extremely convoluted tangent, detailing irrelevant backstory when one is presented with a question they do not wish to answer.

Did he admit to eating the cake?

No. He pulled a Putin and told me about the origins of baking for half an hour.

by GodWearsTimbs666 February 25, 2024

putin uses the n word

When the Russian president, "Vladimir Putin" uses the N word, referring to the word, "Nuclear". It is commonly used by the president and is invoked to strike fear upon opposing leaders.

Trump: "Putin uses the N word, he uses the N word all the time."

by brick wall 47 February 26, 2024

Putitian

-Noun-

Pronunciation - (Pew-ti-she-on)
Plural - Puteice (Pew-tee-s)

Definition: a Haphazardly cobbled together request or demand (Usually in writing) made to an authority or organized body (such as a court) which gives no regard for Spelling or Grammatic correctness.

Scenario 1 -
Person 1: "Bro how did you throw together the petition so fast?!"
Person 2: "What Can I say, I'm just a skilled writer." -Aside- "little do the know, this document is a total 'Putitian' there is no way it will get approved."

Scenario 2 -

Teacher: "Johny. . . listen, I can not accept your homework, it's a complete and utter Putitian, I can barely understand your writing."

by Allegory_Aly February 26, 2024