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A wet, slippery surface on a floor.
Caused by a water spill.
Person #1: hey i saw a dude slip over a puddle
Person #2: yeah i saw that but another dude just slipped over a banana peel on the other side of town
Puddle by RandomDefiner#760 March 29, 2023

Puddle pirate 

A term used to describe the sea cadets
We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates

Puddle fishing

Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway
When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing

Puddle Piggy 

A nickname for a sub who rolls around in semen on the bed or other surface post/during intercourse
"Be a good little Puddle Piggy and enjoy that mess!"
Puddle Piggy by FoxxxieNoir June 25, 2023

Puddle of Slut 

Someone, typically female who gets riddin' hardcore (during sex) who is then put away like a F-Doll.

Put away well spent, ragged doll'd out and fucked out. Laying limp on top of their Lover as if He put Her on another beautiful planet.
"She was my obedient, submissive, Puddle of Slut once I was done taking what's Mine."
Puddle of Slut by Jennifur106 December 8, 2023

Puddle Stepper 

An entitled prick.

In reference to a stompy, steppy, boot-laden lad who, whilst in rainy conditions, walks callously to spite his ill-prepared pedestrain counterparts.
Michael, quit being such a puddle stepper!
Puddle Stepper by Adam Burwood December 28, 2023