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puddle jumper

A term for Cuban. They're like Mexican wetbacks because the know how to jump fences, but they have to "jump" across a puddle to get to the United States, most likely Florida.
That puddle jumper is stealing all the jobs in Miami!
by mo11 May 30, 2016
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puddle pup

A young pup in training to become a glorified Puddle duck ....
" That puddle pup is sure to be the next GOAT of all the puddle ducks..."
by Queen Akasha 666 October 11, 2022
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Puddle Slut

A term that coins a sexual deviant of any narcotic illicit drug through intravenous use that will have sex in exchange for narcotic.

This is a term not limited to simply women, as both genders can be propositioned for sex.
Sherilyn was the Puddle Slut of Sean's Desire!
by Mind Myriad November 10, 2020
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puddle dipping

Tammy how about some early morning puddle dipping before we go to work?
by Red Oak January 19, 2019
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Puddle

A bowl of melted METH in pipe that you smoke
Hey wanna smoke a puddle?”
by CarwynIestyn July 13, 2022
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Wisconsin Love Puddle

When you chose your fantasy league bros over spending time with your girl so to make up for it you have to drive to Wisconsin for a couples trip just to get roofied whilst at dinner and you wake up in a hotel room closet across the street from a cheese factory to a Swedish midget touching your ankles with his testicles.
Bro… Last night Claire and I got into a fight over fantasy and I woke up in a Wisconsin love puddle on our couples trip!!
by George. W Ku$h September 3, 2021
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Puddle duck

When a girl has become that aroused that a puddle forms from the moisture between her legs.
That chick was such a puddle duck that I had to go buy a new mattress after lastnight
by Themaddestkunt September 22, 2022
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