psuedo-conformist

Someone who thinks they are better than everyone because they shop walmart, drink starbucks, shop the mall and dress american eagle and go to church. They think they are individuals because they condemn those that look a little different or hipster. They are just as judgemental and rude as those they hate. all the young kids think they're better than their peers. They watch stupid summer block busters and condemn those that like things different. their weird tweaks and hidden inconfidence is clearly seen. they listen to pop rock radio hits and expects everyone to be like them. anything too different is just trying too hard. psuedo-conformist are just as pretentious and passive aggressive as their counter part. they love to rant

I like to judge people because i'm a psuedo-conformist. i shop walmart and watch action movies, i hate pseudo intellectuals because i'm young and i love to argue till my throat and ears bleed.especially when it's from the safety of my computer. i hate all my peers who are different or the same. theres always a way to argue my points even if no one listens. everyone tries too hard except me. i'm real

by eazy-x February 19, 2008

pseudo goth

bands which are either on the verge of going goth or are already presently dabbling in goth gayness

bands like,

The Cult
NIN
KoRn
SOAD
AIC
Soundgarden
Audioslave
Rob Zombie
Mary Manson
Slipknot
Mudvayne

How the fuck do people listen to this shit?

Cheer up pseudo goths!

by you pseudo goth fags have no taste in music May 7, 2004

plued

when a giant platypus give a gay guy a blow job and rubs the mans penis with its snout and turns it brown along with circumsizes it...

yesterday i almost got a plued but i ran away

by bsboy April 5, 2010

pseudohipster

Someone who has the outward appearance of a hipster, but who actually prescribes to mainstream lifestyle.

Greg wears retro eyeglasses and has an indie comic book collection, but works as a bank manager; he's a pseudohipster.

by MFRM December 14, 2014

Pseudo-Uncle

A Pseudo-Uncle is a non related person you would give the name uncle.

Daughter; When is Uncle Ryan going to get here?

Mother; You know he's not your real uncle right?

Daughter; He's my Pseudo-Uncle.

by Otterboi December 10, 2015

Pseudo fuckboy

Some one who is not entirely a fuckboy but has all the characteristics or potential to become a full fuckboy

If gianmarco wasn't with her he'd be a full fuckboy, but since he's dating her he's a pseudo fuckboy

by NghtOwl March 19, 2017

Pseudo suicide

Jumping off a one foot cliff to win a bet and not have to pretend you're not crying any more.

Come down off that 1 foot ledge dude, it's a beautiful day out, you can commit pseudo suicide tomorrow.

by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020