Pseudo-Thick

Pseudo-Thick is when a girl has tig ol' bitties and a slice of cake but isn't chunky. Thick is all of that but is chunky.

James: "Kara thick."

Charles: "No bro... She pseudo-thick."

by Fiftyfivepercent September 21, 2016

Pseudo relationship

When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.

Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.

I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.

by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017

Pseudoartsy

Pseudo = "wannabe" , trying to look like
Artsy = connected to art

So it is anything, what's trying to look like art.

If a girl posts a photo of her "organized" study space with a burning candle or a small cactus, it's usually just pseudoartsy, because let's face it, it will never be a valued piece of art, because there are plenty of similar photos on this site.

Or a photo of alcohol and burned cigarettes might bear a very deep meaning according to the photographer, but in reality it's just another photo on of alcohol and cigarettes on Tumblr.

Oh, look, Meghan is posting her pseudoartsy study pics again. I guess she's procrastinating from studying for our math test tomorrow, look at her colourful notes!

by Captain Moroni February 5, 2017

Pseudo-realm

The world of electronic/social media that perpetuates fake friendships, fake love, fake promises and "pseudo-affection" based on the lack of true human interaction.

The facebook is full of fake people. Such a pseudo-realm.

by Nemesis20, April 26, 2017

Pseudo-Thot

•A female individual that happens to be a semi-prudish, gamer-nerd/youtube-fangirl or artist who preys on their male equivalents(Virgins) in order to help ease their daddy-issues and satisy their need for attention and recognition.

•Will normally claim to dislike sexual activity and not make it a focal-point in a relationship.
(Only to later hypocritically take part in various sexual-activities with their current-partner and enjoy it thoroughly for the most part, even if the indivual won't ever admit it.)

•Tends to avoid Normies or Chad and instead focuses down on
Lonely-Virgins or Wealthy-Virgins
so they can receive more attention for extended periods of time.

(Even though she probably wants to mate with Chad.)
This usually ends up being mistakened for long-term relationships.
(They manipulate the virgin's insecurities and use it to their advantage.)

•Rarely shows off skin and only goes as far as showing off cleavage.

•Normally a Closet-Feminist and will occasionally question their sexuality

Guy 1: Dude...I lost the most amazing girl recently. She was everything guys like us could ask for.

Guy 2: Nah bro, you got played like a cuck and just wasted a few years of your life with a Pseudo-thot!

by Meme Empire November 8, 2017

pseudo valentines day

A term for a pre valentines or post valentines day. Spent on this day due to scheduling or cheaper valentines candy and gifts.

The couple spent a lovely pseudo valentines day one day before the real one. They were lovey dovey the entire day so when they worked the next day there would be no loneliness

by Theamazinggeek May 3, 2018

Pseudo plot-line

When a series of skits or sections are arranged to follow a plot-line.

Person A: Have you seen that rising comedy channel recently?
Person B: Yeah, but his videos are executed differently than they were a few years ago.
Person A: Oh really?
Person B: Back when I first watched them, they followed an actual plot-line. Now the videos only follow a pseudo plot-line.

by ChameleonDragon May 4, 2018