America's Army: Proving Grounds

A free first person shooter created by the government funded by our taxes. Its sole purpose is to brainwash the current generation of kids into joining the US army and thinking that war is actually pretty close to Call of Duty

Averagekid - "Oh look a free game on the internet! It's called.... AAPG....America's Army: Proving Grounds??? Guess I gotta prove myself haha!

(2 months later)

Averagekid - "I spent so much time playing that my grades have plummeted, and I am now a failure. Time to join the army!"

by Capillari June 20, 2017

providence light switch

basment light fixture with light bulb half unscrewed , which in turn you fumble around in the dark twisting it in to activate the light

looking for the service panel I had to use the providence light switch to find my way around

by local alarm guy October 14, 2009

Provider

Those who offer up there weed, bowls, etc to others in the crowd for no compensation.

"Hey man, you want a hit of this?" said the Provider.

"Sweet, yeah man." said the weedless person.

by /soberman August 30, 2013

Whippy Promise

A whippy promise is when you and your homies whip your dicks out and make a blood oath

Yo, Jake why didn't you participate in the Whippy Promise at Duke's house?

I felt the blood oath part was a bit extreme.

by jamkureogi November 18, 2018

Provisional Vote

A vote coming from the morons of certain areas of a country, who have no idea where to go to vote so they hit up any voting place they can; causing votes that cannot be counted for up to 10 days delaying an election.

Save it for the last minute voter.

by Brent S. November 3, 2004

Promiss

Prom·iss
n.
1.a. A false declaration assuring that one will or will not do something; a sarcastic vow.
b. A verbal disguise to 'promise'. Something promissed never happens; one must refrain from writing promiss to go unnoticed.
2. Indication of something favorable to never come; have no expectations having been promissed to.
3. Destruction of future excellence or success: a player of great promiss. A professional miss. E.g. Fernando Torres.

v. prom·issed, prom·iss·ing, prom·iss·es

'I promiss I'll do it next time.'

by THE UNCONSCIOUS THE WISE ONE December 5, 2013

Prosise

The most gorgeous and amazing girlfriend in the world. Often referred to as Bæ.

I've got Prosise that's all I need.

by codacla April 11, 2015