pressed

mattea

mattea (pressed) someone who blocks people because they cant handle the truth

by someoneyoudk December 24, 2018

Jersey City Patty Press

When you stomp a shit in between someone's teeth.

Did you hear what happened to Zade? They gave him a Jersey City Patty Press

by Hypofox April 8, 2024

Brantley County Press

When you stack cinderblocks to apply pressure where needed

John was struggling to fit all his trash into the can so he made a Brantley County Press ontop to help push things down

by BrantlianWarrior March 5, 2024

I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

That’s pressing

When something is getting on your nerves. Can also be used for when something is making you sad, shorter version of depressing.

Person 1: I just got my car stolen...
Person 2: Damn.. that’s pressing

by iitzoat February 11, 2021

press go solution

all due diligence is done on the deal so it's a "solution" and not an "idea".

Employee: Hey office manager man - I'd like to buy a new fridge for the office.. Can I get one?

Office Manager: Give me a "press go solution".

Employee: Hey office manager man, I found a great fridge on craigslist it will fulfill all our office fridge requirements, it is this size, will fit right here, costs $200, plenty of room for the office pot luck parties and it will be less than $20 utility cost a month.

Office Manager: Ok lets do it. Or - Nah too much money! I have a decision to make since its a "press go" solution!

by press go fanatic February 19, 2013

Press a on

On modded Minecraft you press a to bookmark an item

Hey press a on the items

by Kjt3d February 20, 2023