premarital text

The act of texting (text messaging) a member of the opposite sex, outside the confines of a relationship, in flirtatious ways, often insinuating the desire for a deeper, intimate relationship.

"That girl that works in the cubicle next to you is really good looking. I would so premarital text her."

by Eric Vinson December 10, 2008

Premature Evacuation

The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.

John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.

by Poomoj September 9, 2013

premature e-sendulation

accidentally hitting the "send" button before finishing writing an e-mail.

Sorry that e-mail was cut off in mid-sentence. It was a case of premature e-sendulation.

by Vasyl M Jr. December 9, 2008

Premand

telling someone to stop something before they do it

He told me to shut up before i did anything. That's a premand

by Mason Manson December 16, 2008

perma

to be completely stoned out of one's mind, short for permafried

"You smoked 10 blunts last night?"
"Yea, and then I hit the steamroller too many times to count. I was perma"

by Joey Rockefeller November 18, 2014

premature comeupage

Waking up too early after a long, late night of partying.

Nate: I gotta take a nap, I partied to hard last night.

Chris: Yeah, you are suffering from premature comeupage.

by xtopher brown December 9, 2008

premature-echatulation

When you met someone you're really excited about in a chat room and you mouth doesn't engage your brain. And what you say comes out all wrong and makes you feel like a complete idiot.

Im really sorry what I said I think I just suffered from premature-echatulation

by Stubey February 16, 2009