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pope

omg did you see jasper today? he looked like the pope. i think i love him
by i❤️the pope February 10, 2024
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popee surprise

When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.
"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!
by RipYaANewOne January 24, 2018
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Pope Joseph

Pope Joseph is an infamous icon in semi-christian culture. He is known for being a prophet, communicating to god through dreams and delusions. He was the first one to publish a church on this earth, deserving a copyright for churches all-together.

Pope Joseph has had his controversies, with quotes he claimed were taken directly from "god"

One of these quotes include:

"As god told me, "God shall not sleep with son" therefore indicating that lesbians are allowed."

In his defense:

"Its not blasphemy if I'm the creator of all churches"

As controversial as that is, he is still an Icon and should be remembered.
Jacque: "I am gay"

Mel: "That is a sin"

Jacque: "According to who?"

Mel: "Pope Joseph"
by CodFish2 January 31, 2025
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The Pope

When your homosexual tendencies make you taste and slap your own face with semen
I heard he gives himself the pope slaps his face with his own semen”
by Irishguy November 5, 2021
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Bribe the Pope

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.
by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015
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