Ping Paranoia

When you think you’ve got COVID because you got told to self-isolate by the NHS Covid-19 App

“Karen how do you feel today?”
“I feel a bit naff actually, but I got pinged by the app yesterday so I think it’s just ping paranoia”

by JonE28 July 15, 2021

Ping pong

Ping pong isn’t a sport - it’s a lifestyle. You must reach deep within yourself to find wether or not you possess the talent, grit and determination required to be able to both ping and pong. Christmas Day is no longer Christmas Day - it is ping pong day. Be prepared to eat, sleep, breathe and choke on ping pong balls - because ping pong is a LIFESTYLE

Uneducated roadman: “oi what sport we doing in pe today miss”
Miss bone: “ we are playing table tennis”
Lucy: “it’s called Ping pong”
Lily: “ and it’s not a sport”
Lily and Lucy: “ IT IS A LIFESTYLE”

by JojoSiwanator2273737 March 14, 2020

Ping

Very fun time and crazy exiting things

That was a ping time

by Sup_man22 November 16, 2019

texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so

" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"

by Blast169 June 26, 2016

Ping

ping is a word used by weirdos which means “no”, or you’re doing the most. (originated in Olney MD, Sherwood) Usually used before or after a phrase

“he still kept perusing her after she said no? ping, dawg”

by Nïggër April 9, 2021

ping

The inability to type properly, a ty-ping deficiency

it would help if i could overcome my ping problems

by righto January 10, 2008

ping my blog

It's a computer geek term. It doesn't really matter what it means it just sound so useful. It sort of rolls off your tongue. Just begs to be repeated. Sounds like words you could use for anything.

ping your blog, Pinging my blog, pinging her blog, Hey ping my blog. I got my blog pinged today! Hold on a minute, I'm pinging my blog. I was in my front yard pinging my blog. Wassup dog, jus pingin muh blog

by Iftakhar August 18, 2009