pimp ass

of extremely high quality.
Superlative prefix: Rimpity pimpity
See also spleen ass

"That's a pimp ass coat you've bought"

"We've won Kylie in a raffle? Rimpity pimpity pimp ass!!!!"

by mc November 30, 2003

tight pimp

A tight pimp is someone who is just a smooth operator. A tight pimp has got his pimp all together, operating succinctly with other parts of his game: flow, mojo, clothes, limp, etc.

"Oh that dude Kyle, yeah he be a real tight pimp."

"Mike, you know what? You be a bombass tight pimp daddy."

Etc.

by MDCMDC March 21, 2010

finesse pimp

A pimp that attracts and keeps prostitutes by using smooth talk and false promises.

Contrast with: guerrilla pimp

Donovan doesn't hit the girls so much, he's more of a finesse pimp.

by smartypants October 06, 2004

pimp loaf

A legendary secret held by the space-age group, the Battalion. Legend has it that nibbling on the pimp loaf while watching the bountiful eroticism of a longhorn steer is truly the immortal technique.

Battlalion Member: Pimp up the shrimp cup and nibble on the pimp loaf, m'friar!
Guy: What in the god damned fuck are you saying, you mongoloid?

by jamesjones3 June 07, 2017

limp to pimp

A term describing an action, event or object that makes someone instantly more attractive.

Girl 1: Did you hear that Scott traded in his Pinto?

Girl 2: Hell yeah! His new Mustang got him from limp to pimp in 3.2 seconds!

by Jessimus Maximus April 25, 2008

anti-pimp

a man or a woman who protects someone from a prostitutes pimp for avoiding paying.

You gonna call your pimp? Go ahead, my anti-pimp is on his way.

by tobaccoforrester October 26, 2009

Pimp Snuggle

When a shoulder massage is given to the performer of felatio on their partner

"I said suck my dick, Monique. If you swallow, I might be nice enough to Pimp Snuggle next time."

"I only Pimp Snuggle with my main bitch. That's way too intimate or random hook ups."

by Pimphandstrong August 20, 2013