Phagurt

A Phagurt is a person, usually male, who dresses somewhat Gay-like but claims to be straight.

My friend Jorge dressed very gay and fruity, I know he is straight but I'm sure he is a phagurt.

by BurnedRose May 31, 2013

Phamtasm

Phamtasm is a rare state of mind when you touch tips with a Vietnamese man while meditating. The side effects are getting high for the duration of time in phamtasm and becoming Asian, Vietnamese in particular.

Person 1: Thirsty is so I.
Person 2: Wait, since when have you been Asian?
Person 1: Since I touched tips with a Vietnamese man while meditating.
Person 2: Dammit, you're high too! You must be in phamtasm.

by MrYellow November 29, 2013

phalanthropist

like a philanthropist who gives money to charity, a phalanthropist gives his dick to charitable causes

Guy: I banged this ugly girl last night because I felt bad for her

Guy 2: Oh a, classic phalanthropist move

by phunkmaster2000 December 2, 2013

Phantom Homework Syndrome

A disorder in which the victim has an intense and irrational fear that something is due today despite knowing that the semester evidently ended more than 24 hours ago. It is caused by residual anxiety from finals week. Found in college students, both male and female, but mostly seniors with complex majors and/or multiple minors. The best course of treatment is a combination of alcohol of varying types and 4-5 weeks of non-mentally stimulating activities i.e. Netflix.

Although I turned in every last assignment and my grades are already posted, I can't help but feel like I have something due today. I must have Phantom Homework Syndrome.

by LouiseyFBaby December 19, 2013

phallicism

the worship or devotion to the penis especially as to fertility

My wife is entranced with phallicism and loves to play with my phallus and I give her what she wants.

by gringo feliz March 11, 2014

Phallucinating

Noun. The sudden appearance of phallic imagery while in a drug induced state. This means you are gay. Or a woman. Or whatever is worse.

Guy 1 "Dude, my brother was phallucinating yesterday"
Guy 2 "Is he a woman?"
Guy 1 "No..."
Guy 2 "That means he's gay"

Guy 1 "I got these mushrooms but don't want to take them."
Guy 2 "Why?
Guy 1 "Don't want to be gay or a woman."
Guy 2 "Oh, you don't want to phallucinate."

by The Family Hoblong January 28, 2015

phantom of the nutsack

When you get an itchin' but your ball a missin'

Caitlyn Jenner often suffers from phantom of the nutsack.

by Danders March 11, 2016