perkin

A perkin is a modern person, likely born in 1987 or later, who campaigns against or complains about most founding principles and mechanisms supporting Western society. A perkin is the exact opposite of a hard working blue collar worker employed in a traditional industry such as a power plant or construction. A perkin might commonly work in jobs that most people born before 1987 don't even know exist. Additionally, a perkin will campaign against mostly everything and fight, vociferously, for the rights of every single minority on the planet, even to the detraction of themselves and their own culture. Extreme perkins will go as far as attempting to claim they are from a minority culture that they are not in fact from nor, in fact, have no connection to.
Etymology: The "son" portion of "person" is phallicratic and therefore is replaced with the asexual "kin", thus person becomes perkin.

I was driving on Wilshire and two perkins cut me up on their goddam e-bikes!

We had another blackout, yesterday. Ever since the perkins and their eco-campaign had the power plant shut down, the electricity supply has been super sketchy.

I was chillin' in my backyard with some buddies and a stack of beers. Suddenly, the perkins next door were complaining that the country music we were playing on my cousin's boombox was racist and phallicratic!

by BlueCollar69 June 4, 2023

Pearling Season International

A cheapskate school. filled with npcs. everywhere you go everywhere you turn... its either an npc or an ugly girl trynna flirt with you. they make you pay tens of thousands and can't even organize a school trip. They even make you pay extortionate amounts for food with a tiny sandwich costing $4. The school floors are green and peeling along side the orange walls. PSI is not the place you want to be. Unless you love npcs.

'What school do you go to?'
'Pearling Season International'
'LMAOOO you go to npc land'

by Qatarslander999999999 September 21, 2023

perlicious

1. Extra delicious. Unbearably delicious.
2. Delicious and intended for a pet.

“Oh, sweety, here’s some perlicious foods for my baby.”

“Yum! This is just perlicious!”

by mwittier December 20, 2023

perineum

the area between the anus and the scrotum or vulva.

A difficult childbirth may result in a tear of the perineum

by pjosnumber1fan April 20, 2024

Pearling

Ejaculated a kidney stone into the uterus and letting it stay like an oyster pearl

Hey babe, can we do some pearling tonight.

I'm boutta pearl on you.

by Hatagrin April 23, 2024

Peeling Bañaña

This term refers to a male doing the deed, and he does the first 90% of the action with a condom on, but removes it for the final 10% of the action. This includes finishing inside of them.

Ivan: “Hey, I heard you got with Zee last night.”

Rodnald: “Yeah bro, I was there for 30 mins then just took the condom off.”

Ivan: “Dang bro, you were peeling bañaña?”

Rodnald: “Type shit.”

by Exiter May 3, 2024

Perrin

A slur

"Stop being such a perrin"

". You can't just say that... you can't even reclaim it"

by TotallyNotTriangle May 8, 2024