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penis

something to look up when your bored or horny or sad
guy: hey wanna have sex im horny
guy 2: nope
guy: ok i guess ill just look up penis
by thats what your mom said October 7, 2020
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Penis

Something Jake Paul doesn’t have
A penis is the thing Jake Paul doesn’t have
by My dick = big May 3, 2020
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Penis

A penis is a very large thing that can be small or big

It is meant to go inside of people because it feels good inside them and it is very warm
Jessica: oh wow is that a penis
John: yeah that’s my penis
Jessica: it’s very big you wanna put it inside me
John: yeah it’s very warm in here I like it
by Daniel not stanley October 22, 2019
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Penis

A large bodily object that BLACK PEOPLE I REPEAT BLACK PEOPLE HAVE
by Kenny from South Park December 12, 2018
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Penis

the thing that gets hard when your giving a presentation in front of class. also the thing you beat other then your wife.
hey did you beat your wife Kyle

no i beat my penis more then my wife Chad
by PS4 queen August 29, 2019
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Penis

A male reproductive organ used to have sexual intercourse and if you don’t pull out you will have kids
by Thegreatblackone February 20, 2019
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Penis

Sinep backwards, a type of mustard from Iceland.
Guy 1: I like squirting Penis on my hot dogs.
Guy 2: Dumbass, you mean Sinep.
by LeilaSP March 26, 2019
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