Patrol 5'd

When something or someone has gone lost or cannot be found.

The invitation must have patrol 5'd on its way to you.

John didn't make the flight. He got patrol 5'd

by boerseun89 January 10, 2022

Puss Patrol

(n) 1. Using an online game service (e. Call of Duty 4 multiplayer) to hunt down less experienced players/players who use dirty tricks or lowball tactics to win a game. The term applies mostly to the latter of the two types of players mentioned.

"Eric and I went on puss patrol last night.. we smoked mad bitches like it ain't no thang, then got banned for making lewd suggestions with our AK-47's.."

by Christopher Black April 30, 2008

cooch patrol

The act of male or female hunting down what is known as the female genitalia. Also referred to as muff diving.

Mom: "Jimmy, where are you off to?"
Jimmy: "Oh Mom, im just going on cooch patrol with the boys!"
Mom: "Alright hunny, be safe! No taint licking!"
Jimmy: "Its alright Mom, Im only being a cooch gobblin."

by Schlenkertanker December 14, 2010

Rainbow Patrol

Someone homo-sexual in the military.

Girl 1: That guy was hot, think he would go on a date with me?

Girl 2: No he's gay.

Girl 1: Oh must be tough being in the military.

Girl 2: He's in the Rainbow Patrol.

by xMoonRazorx February 24, 2011

Patriot Patrol

In the video game Grand Theft Auto IV you steal the hummer with the US flag style paint job, drive down the sidewalk, and run over as many people as possible. The vehicle can also be used to ram and destroy as many other cars, lamp post, fire hydrants and prostitutes as possible.

NOTE: this is a VIDEO GAME and I in no way mean to encourage anyone to steal, destroy, or kill.

Sweet! I found a hummer.. time for some patriot patrol!!

by GTA IV Patriot March 5, 2011

taint patrol

when you are together with two girls and one is butt ugly the key, you tell her honey :you are on taint patrol" tonight.

so you throw the ugly one on taint patrol to keep her busy and this way you don't have to see her face either.

by George monkey dick2 April 11, 2011

Roll Patrol

A more extreme form of chubby chasing. "Chubby Chasing" implies a fetish for those that are noticeably overweight, but not obese.. "Roll Patrolling" is a fetish for those that are grossly overweight, such as those that are morbidly obese or bigger.

M - I'm no longer a chubby chaser.

A - Really?!

M - Yep. I'm a full blown roll patroller now.

by MisterMcGiggles June 11, 2011