The Pole Vault

A sex term. When someone is on their knees giving you head, but doesn't want you to cum in their mouth or on their face. So instead you say that you'll finish yourself off onto their chest.

But instead of aiming directly at the chest, you aim your dick at a higher angle. When you cum, some of it will travel at an arc that will allow it to gently vault from your pole and upon their face. After the first initial 'burst', you aim directly at their chest so most of your cum lands there.

As most of it hit the target they thought it would hit, you can plead compete innocence and say it was an accidental occurrence.
Dude, last night I fully whipped out The Pole Vault on this chick!
by TheMythTheLegend September 28, 2012
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Pole smoker

by Anonymous July 06, 2003
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stick pole

Urban Mormon slang for hand job, a throwback to their pioneer roots.
Where is Jen?
I don't know, she and Jim probably left church early to go play a quick game of stick pole.
by Alcamus November 05, 2007
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Totem Pole

Its a replacement word for "totally".
"Did you have fun at the party last night"?
"Totem Pole"
by J-Dogg77 August 10, 2018
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pole smoker

Michelle Lapoint
AKA Smokey
Lapoint smoked rednecks pole on a daily basis.
Lapoint is outside smoking rednecks pole.
by --- October 08, 2004
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Pole smoker

That vato rooting for America is a pole smoker.
by Jorge Vergara October 07, 2003
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pole riding

The sexual act in which a user lifts themselves onto a pole spreading there anus and covering the top end of the pole completely (pole preferably metal). They then begin to "ride the pole," this is done by lifting themselves up and down repeatidly in a sexual suggestive manner. In doing so this forces the pole further down the rectum. This is done for as long as the user wishes and until they are completely satisfied, if lacking pole riding experience it may often end in a bloody mess, although if done correctly the user can aviod a large amount of unwanted blood loss. Pole riding can be quite sexualy arousing and is often used in preparation for the receiving end of anul. Limping may occur afterwards for a long period of time.
St. G - hey chris did you see the new pole they put in by the home depot

Chris - ya man it's nice and fat, i've already hit it up

St. G - ohh... that explains the limping

Chris - ya pole riding's the shit!
by sick man May 29, 2006
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