SWAG

SWAG stands for "Shit We All Get," most commonly referring to shitty college food provided by your wonderful meal plan.

College kid 1: "Hey man, wanna go get swag?"

College kid 2: "No thanks, I'd rather eat ramen noodles again."

by marbear36 September 22, 2011

Swag

To fight someone and beat the fuck out of them after they talk shit/look at you.

Let's go swag those kids on the beach again.

by Green Street Hooligans April 29, 2011

swag

A positive term used to describe the way one carries him or herself; an atmosphere of "coolness"

"Man, what a guy, that Kevin. He's got so much swag!"

"Oh snap, son! Kevin is swaggin~"

"Kevin was swaggin it out on the dance floor last night. What a swagger"

Man 1: Nukka, plz! Quit actin like you got swag. You

ain't Kevin Choe!
Man 2: You're right, i'm sorry. Now i feel like a fool.....
Man 1: You should just jump off that bridge

by Kstuh June 23, 2010

swag

abb. stolen without a gun

by Anonymous January 28, 2003

Swag

A word that has been used far too much. Supposed to mean coolness or something silly like that. You probably don't have swag since you are look it up, which believe me, by the standards of other people I know who 'have swag'. is just fine.

Joe: I have soo much swag! SWAG FOR THE WIN!
Alai: You're giving me a headache, Joe.

by Lollipoplicker January 1, 2015

swag

A word originally used to show being cool, relaxed and overall awesome, now being used for the same reason but end up getting the opposite results.
Other variations exist like:

Swug, a level of swag higher than swag
Sweg, an alternative spelling method used by gamers or in chats
Swog, opposite of swag
Swig, a quick drink of a beverage (or swag of an unusual manner)

Random Gamer: Oh man! Did ya see that kill? That was pure sweg.

Person 1: Woah! How'd you do that?
Person 2: Swag.
Person 3: Nevermind...

Person 1: I got so much swag!
Person 2: Sounds like swog to me.

by Yep, Someone used my name... August 26, 2015

Swag

1. A word used among those who think they are the hottest and coolest person in the world, but are actually total duchebags. It is often used as a noun, as they seem to think they have it.

2. Free stuff like the samples you get at Costco. In this case, swag stands for Stuff We Aquired as Gifts. It is okay to use swag in this context.

1. Duchebag: 'Ay man, look at dis new hat I got.
Asshole: Nice! We've got some serious swag!

2. Mother: Kids! We're going to Costco!
Kids: Yay! Let's go get some swag!

by Suomynona321 September 13, 2016