Rock Jizz

The act of jizzing while listening to / rocking out to hardcore music.

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The act of jizzing from the pure awesomeness of playing Rock Band.

Luke: Last night I jizzed while listening to my Viking Death Metal!
Steve: Oh nice! You totally rock jizzed.

by The Jizzinator. January 06, 2009

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Jizz-Bomb

A balloon filled with water and laced with jizz that is thrown at someone

I threw a jizz-bomb at Randy; he wondered why it was salty!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

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Someone who randomly squirts cum as they walk.

"Did you just see him flip me off? Man, he is such a jizz nizzer?"

by Jaz April 17, 2005

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The napkin, or paper towel used to clean up the jizz after jerking off, can also be used as a derogatory term twards another human being

"I made him eat my dirty jizz napkin"

"my garbage can is full of jizz napkins"

"you fuckin jizz napkin! il kick your ass"

by rekclobkcoc October 01, 2006

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The accidental occurrence of E-juice spilling or drizzling it's way over parts of your vape you deem undesirable, usually when refilling your tank.

"Great, now there's juice jizz all over my vape."
"I forgot the lid and now there's juice jizz all over my backpack."

by StrangeDeucey June 28, 2019

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When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 02, 2015

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