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Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome

L-N-B-S (scientifically known as Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome) is a condition in which one's legs weaken after participating in vigorous excercise so that they feel as if they're limp noodles which could break off and roll across the floor in a spherical shape. In LNBS, one may not experience symptoms for 24 hours after vigorous exercise.
A teenager trys out for a school sports team after having little to no formal physical education. After running for a long period of time he/she will become very sore and perhaps shakey, sure-sign symptoms of Limp Noodle Ball Syndrome.
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poop noodle 

Its what comes out of your pee hole after you bang a butt....with poo in it.
"man i had to squeeze a huge poop noodle out after banging that chick's butt last night!"
poop noodle by Juggern00b June 30, 2012

Noodleopoly 

Leah jumped in the pool and put a noodle under each arm and leg. She put one more underneath her buttocks and set sail for the deep end of the pool. Matt and Megan had no pool noodles due to Leah's noodleopoly.
Noodleopoly by BusterMcGee123 July 19, 2010

Noobie Choobies

A Girl who is pretty much awesome all around. She's caring and sympathetic, but she doesn't take shit from anybody, especially haters. Also, she is witty. A girl who is super witty, on the spot.
Guy 1:"Hahaha, did you hear what Noobie Choobies just said?"
Guy 2:"No, what?"
Guy 1:"You had to be there, hahahahaha." (AUTUMN :)

Guy 3:"Oh, Sam, How I appreciate her."
Guy 4:"She's so considerate."
Guy 3:"That's Noobie Choobies for ya."

Guy 5:"That girl doesn't take shit from no body."
Guy 6:"That's right, she's Noobie Choobies."
Noobie Choobies by Bonicle :) October 11, 2010

moody noodles 

Noodles with a slight attitude problem, and a fluffy booty. One who also loves to make fun of randomly squeaky voices and reading names incorrectly *AKA* Mrs. Spree Ender
Get those moody noodles out of my Elephunk album!
moody noodles by Inexcess July 11, 2006

Chunky Noodles

The nick name given to the crappy Miami Heat forward Antoine Walker for his poor conditioning and love for Campbell's Chunky Noodle soup!
1. Commentator 1: Chunky Noodles for 3... and airball.
Commentator 2: He almost hit the rim that time.

2. Commentator 1: J-Will passes to Walker. Walker stops and looks for someone to pass it to. Looks...looks...still looking...aaand... heeee.....throws it away. That's Chunky Noodles for ya!
Commentator 2: I'm surprised his fat ass was even out there. Did he really pass his conditioning test?
Chunky Noodles by Alex 122 October 17, 2007

boob noodle

Noun; A piece of pasta that has fallen into a woman's chest cleavage.
"Oh no, my piece of macaroni fell down my shirt, you want it?"
"Eeww NO! Why would i want your boob noodle?"