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You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.
Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*
by Chillbro March 14, 2014
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Pin a rose on your nose

It certainly predates that sitcom “Full House” (where it was mostly used incorrectly) by several decades. “Pin a rose” refers to rewarding someone for a good deed. To say “pin a rose on your nose” was a sarcastic way of saying you think you deserve an award, but you really don’t. You might say it to a braggart. “Yeah, we’ll pin a rose (award) on you… On your nose!”

Saying sarcastically, “good for you,” or, “well aren’t you special” have similar meanings. It’s like saying, you think you’re so good, but you’re not all that.
Person 1: I haven’t missed a day of school since 2nd grade. Person 2: Well, pin a rose on your nose.
by CAEdge August 30, 2021
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signal to noise ratio

1.)A term used in physics to describe the amount of information extracted from an electro-magnetic signal compared the information orginally introduced into that signal.
2.)term used by psuedo-erudites to describe the degree of usefulness found in communications by media, individuals or otherwise.
1.)Hey Jim, this stereo set up is fucked. I'm pumping out 200W but my system sounds like a transistor radio. That is one fucked up signal-to-noise ratio.

2.)Typically, a demogague actually benefits from non-sensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the signal-to-noise ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually reign them in.
by Raul and JonG August 28, 2003
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penis nose

someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila
hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"
by alfredo gonzalez August 23, 2008
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ad nausea

When you're watching a whole night of TV on the same network and you see the same ad roughly 9387493 times, you suffer from ad nausea.
Barbara suffered from ad nausea after seeing the same TV ad 98732438 times in one night.

Barbara: OMG! This is the 26th time I've seen this ad tonight!
Katy: You must be suffering from ad nausea.
or
Barbara: OMG! This is the 26th time I've seen this ad tonight!
Katy: Hmm you should see a doctor. That sounds like ad nausea.
by Euroame January 3, 2009
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bellpepper ass nose

a male or female who has a big ass nose that controls there entire face
shawn is always talkin shit with his big ass bellpepper ass nose
by Mz.GOODIE June 19, 2009
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Brown Nose

1. To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.
She is the biggest Brown Nose in the company!
by C.J. Byrne April 19, 2008
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