Minge mess

Slang term for when a lady has unexpected discharge

Oh no dear, I have to visit the loo, I’ve made a frightening minge mess.

by anonymous November 8, 2020

MESS

The greatest group of people to ever walk this planet.

"Who are those amazing cool vibey people who have been drinking since 9am?" "Oh they're from MESS"

by theveryhungrycaterpillar September 15, 2020

Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.

Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

by Pialinist November 22, 2023

absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

A mess

A person that is ridiculous, messy, goofy and clumsy. you will usually laugh and feel bad for the person. A mess can also refer to an event or so too.

Gözde is a mess
Girl, you should have seen Gentis graduation. It was a big mess!!!

by Zpongebob June 8, 2018

Mess

Me

My life is a mess

by Ban the palm trees March 23, 2021

That's messed

When something is so messed up but in a funny way

"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"

by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022