georgia: “omg lindsey let’s fark”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”
by not gay person™️ May 9, 2021

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

When you flash a strobe light at an epileptic female and then you have sexual intercourse while she has a seizure
by Freaky time November 26, 2024

by MishaTG September 1, 2025

by Sawyerspissinkysmouth November 7, 2021

its where you are sexually attracted to the thought of male nipples.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
one with a male nipple kink might:
specifically draw nipples on a drawing of a male shirtless
get obsessed with the thought of their crushes nipples
not be able to stop thinking about what colour their crushes nipples could possibly be.
jen: mm tommys nipples their so hot i cant stop thinking of them
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
candy: eww do you have a male nipple kink
jen: NO WAY! (she does)
candy: denial is a river in egypt..
by tommyvercettifanclub February 7, 2025

When you meet someone on discord named Jade but she simps for Tsuki from haikyuu so you bug her until she marries you 🙄🙄🙄 and then you make flipaclips pls
by Bvnnyx September 28, 2020
