3 definitions by PastaRolls
Often mistaken as a road-killed raccoon. Jakamaja has been proven to be a serious threat to all inhabitants of tasmania. It is believed that Jakamaja has obtained haasy04 sperm and now is consuming it at an alarming rate.
by PastaRolls August 1, 2019
A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.
by PastaRolls July 30, 2019
The act of aggressively inserting ones sexual organs into a plastic drink bottle and then force-feeding it to a prepubescent teenager.
by PastaRolls July 30, 2019