PastaRolls's definitions

China Kink

A forgotten ritual that has been passed down by generations of incompetent retards. The ritual begins by pressing ones left cheek firmly against any mammal and then pulling the right cheek back far enough that if you let go you will clap the mammal into another reality. If the ritual was successfully completed, you'll gain a Holy packet of 2-minute noodles.

Thy must "China Kink" to remain in existence

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

TomC16

The act of aggressively inserting ones sexual organs into a plastic drink bottle and then force-feeding it to a prepubescent teenager.

Oh.. it seems that I forgot to "TomC16" the child again.

by PastaRolls July 29, 2019

Jakamaja

Often mistaken as a road-killed raccoon. Jakamaja has been proven to be a serious threat to all inhabitants of tasmania. It is believed that Jakamaja has obtained haasy04 sperm and now is consuming it at an alarming rate.

Watch out "Jakamaja" was last seen here

by PastaRolls August 1, 2019