Functional nerd

A person that is a nerd but unlike most nerds does not lack the necessary social skills to interact with non-nerdy people in a nature way.

Bob: Wow Ian is such a nerd.

Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.

by AwesomeAlina August 23, 2009

Study nerd

A study nerd is a person who loves to study. They usually get a 4.0 by the time they get out of high school or college.

IMan #1: What are you doing?
Man #2: Stuying for a test, tomorow.
Man #1: You're such a study nerd!

by Stevo7 October 22, 2013

Sadistic Nerd

Someone who was most probably made fun of in high school by jocks. Years later he is tormenting them since the jocks now work for him.

Sadistic Nerd: "You got that right, I'm the kid you threw in a dumpster every weak, now if I don't see a coffee on my desk in 2 minutes, you're FIRED BIATCH!"
High School Jock: "y-y-y-yes boss"

by ionisis March 16, 2009

band nerd

The ideal Band kid. More devoted to band than a band geek, and less annoying than a band dork. The arch enemy of choir dweebs

"Hey, band dork!"

"I am NOT a band dork, I'm a band NERD!"

by Me v.2.4 December 22, 2008

nerdar

Similar to the gaydar, nerdar describes the ability to detect nerdiness in other people.

Protagonist: Hey, did you know that today is the day of the kiss?

Foil: The sixth of July is the day of the kiss? Six times seven is forty-two, do you think there's a link somewhere to the meaning of the world?

Protagonist: Dude, chill out! You're setting off my nerdar something fierce!

by defix July 6, 2008

nerd trap

Wikipedia, or any other very inter-connected site with very high information density.

Dude I googled "Tesla" last night at 2pm and I was like trapped on wikipedia 'til the sun rose this morning. Insta nerd trap -- I must know everything!

by devnevyn February 29, 2008

nerd-bait

A relatively attractive girl of questionable status of character that is tolerable enough to become the object of many male nerd's lusty whims. Commonly found in high schools and on college campuses

"Man, remember Trina from high school? Total nerd-bait! I think I only liked her because she was an artist and liked FLCL as much as I did!"

by brillchan August 22, 2008