Munted

To be retarded, or mentally challenged in some way.

"Dude, you're munted!"

by Rollo47 July 11, 2003

Mantercourse

The act of two men having butt sex.

Person 1: Hey bud what happened to you last night?

Person 2: I met this amazing guy and we went back to his place and had Mantercourse.

by JBordo24 October 22, 2010

Manterpret

A guy's ability to see any situation as potentially leading to sex.

The waitress said, "I'm Julia and I'll be your server tonight." Jay turned to his friend and said, "she wants me." The friend said, "You manterpret everything."

by Baileywick November 17, 2016

Manterruption

The phenomenon where men interrupt women who are speaking much more commonly then they would interrupt other men, and much, much more commonly than women would interrupt man. The phenomenon was verified experimentally both in public speaking and in private one-on-one conversations.

Woman: the wage gap is real becau--
Man: Actually women have been paid equal since 1963
Woman: I was justgoint to say--
Man: Radical femists are ruining everything. Everybody was much happier in the 50's when women knew their place.
Woman: If I could just finish my--
Man: I bet you are going to call me a sex offender next.
Woman: COULD YOU STOP THE MANTERRUPTION AND LET ME FINNISH A SENTENCE?!!

by MeitarNadir December 21, 2019

throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

manternach

when a male pisses sitting down

He had to leave the table in order to manternach

by captain catheter September 25, 2003

Manterpreting

The act of 'Manterpreting' is defined as the instance wherein a male, through no fault of his own but merely because he is a man, will misinterpret even the most basic instructions given to him by a woman, most often causing a job or chore to be done incorrectly and most likely causing great annoyance to the woman. Not to be confused with a man who just does not listen to instructions.

Honestly, I just asked him to get 'a few essentials' from the shop, and he comes home with 12 pots of instant noodles, a metric crescent wrench and a frozen pizza! Bloody Manterpreting!!

by NoenPfhurnix September 30, 2016