mule punch

see donkey punch

by Beaver Cleaver March 8, 2003

Pack Mule

When you fudge pack a mule, donkey, horse, zebra, unicorn (watch out for his pokey thing) or like creature.

Bill was a real pack mule. His habitual beastiality got him in trouble repeatedly at the local zoo.

by sacopex February 21, 2004

40 Acres and a mule

It's the new cool.
Use instead of any Noun/pronoun.

It sounds cooler.

Hey Johnny wanna go to your house and grab some 40 Acres and a mule while your mom's away?

by itsallthesameitdoesntmatter. April 12, 2010

Mullered

To be hit in the face or body with semen with the consitency of müller rice yoghurt.

Caney: Thanks for that Múller Rice brand yoghurt that you sprayed onto my face Rippee, it tasted... where are your pants?

Rippeee: A better question would be "Why did you just splatter my face with baby gravy" and the answer would be "why not"

Caney: Gah, i have been Mullered

by This is Not Roach August 7, 2008

pack mule

large penis on par with the size of a pack mule

hung like a pack mule

by robunda April 22, 2006

Irish Mule

It is when someone is being especially stubborn. Derived from the saying "You're as stubborn as a mule." and from the Irish being so stubborn. I'm Irish, I would know.

Dave: There is no way I will ever watch that TV show.
Scot: Why not? It's a good show.
Dave: No, I refuse to.
Scot: Come on man, don't be an Irish Mule.

by RedDevlin November 4, 2009

The Mule

The tag given to the single 21 year old at a party who's sole function is to retrieve beer for underage people who don't like him.

Toby: You guys want a case? I'm buying if I can stay!

Franklin: Sure toolbag, just hurry I'm thirsty.
(Toby exits)
Franklin: The Mule FTW

by Birddog Dan February 21, 2011