Good Night Morning (GNM)

When you have been Playing/Or chating Online and you want to go to sleep But its Morning So instead of saying Good Night you say Good Night Morning Or GNM

Good Night Morning (GNM)

User1: Hey Im going to bed right now im really tired :)
User2: ok then GNM
user1:GNM:)

Good Night Morning (GNM)

by TheGamePirate/Demonik January 21, 2010

moonling

1. A person who doesn't pay attention at all and will zone out constantly. Normaly will not pay attention to any "Earthling" Business and only when the subject of the moon comes up will the moonling arrise from his or her trance-like state
2.a person from the moon

Man that kid ____ in Chemistry is always zonning out i think he is a moonling

by Baconitswhatsfordinner April 3, 2007

morning goo

When a girl wakes up and shes wet. Therefore she has morning goo. The Female version of morning wood. Can be a result of various causes such as a sexual dream or just going to bed horny.

Janet woke up with morning goo after dreaming about Hank from the gym.

by MorningWood69 August 10, 2009

morning after poo

When you wake up hungover and you take a huge dump to make you feel better.

I was so hungover this morning! But then I had my morning after poo and I was fine!

by stotty575 June 15, 2010

Morning After Marathon

A phenomenon amongst particularly sadistic runners. When it comes to time leave a party and the runner is too intoxicated to drive, he/she has their friends drop them off at their house so they can run to their car in the morning. Can represent a distance from 1 mile to 26.2.

Ben: Man, can you drive me home? I'm way too wasted to drive.

Mike: How are you going to get your car man?

Ben: I'll need to exercise off this hangover anyway, I'll just go for the morning after marathon.

by ehmohteeoh October 13, 2010

morning glue

The result of having sex or masturbating vigorously and going to sleep without washing up. Upon waking up, genitals may be firmly stuck to thighs, other genitals, or simply glued shut, depending on gender and sleeping position. The only cure is a hot shower, and the only prevention is a handy towel.

I woke up with morning glue after banging Sally last night. I had to peel my junk off my thigh just to walk to the shower.

by Road Waste December 1, 2010

morninger

1. a morning newspaper.
2. sex in the mornings.
3. a person who gets active in the mornings.

1. Most papers are morningers.
2. I think a morninger is interesting due to morning wood.
3. Most people are morningers because they are fresh at the time.

by uttam maharjan August 29, 2012