retarded monkey strength

You know how monkeys can lift 4000 pounds? And retarded people have twice the strength of a normal person? Well imagine the stregth a retarded monkey has.

Colman: "How did that monkey just throw that car?!"

Laura: "Well it has downs so it has retarded monkey strength. Get rid of that banana."

by lo6972 August 20, 2018

wearing the monkey

To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.

Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross

by felix844 July 2, 2012

phat monkey

A pussy that has very large and puffy lips, and, when wearing the right panties or pants, shows off an awesome camel toe.

"My wife has the phatest of phat monkeys!"

by industrialfan71 April 10, 2008

code monkey

A programmer who isn't actually involved in any aspect of conceptual or design work, but simply writes code to specifications given.

Nah, I'm not really a web *designer*, just a code monkey.

by Ian Maxwell July 4, 2004

nut monkey

An annoying, needy, insisting or clingy person whose sole purpose is to irritate by incessant nipping.

Get off my ballsack you fucking nut monkey!

by crist November 21, 2010

Arctic Monkeys

Are Class

The Arctic Monkeys Are Class

by JackSull_ March 26, 2021

Three-headed monkey

Mythical creature, the possible presence of which makes a great distraction.

I'm going to read all 3174 passages of my new book to you.

I'm sure that'll be interest.....Look! A three-headed monkey!

by Snake March 9, 2005