Moistpooper

A wet shit hole

Look at that Dog's moistpooper Marjorie, it looks like a wet sleeping bag

by MalcomPooper August 22, 2015

moistlyness

The defines if something or someone is moist

He was thrilled by her moistlyness

by TSOTSI345 October 19, 2015

Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.

I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!

by Aliphatic May 3, 2016

Moisturize the chicken

Slang term for masturbating, jerking off, etc.

"I'm going to go home and moisturize the chicken "

"Bob was moisturize the chicken"

by shirtlessclown September 24, 2016

moist tart

An attractive, sexy hot young woman. -UK

She's a lovely moist tart wot inspires wankers.

by lennyschafer August 17, 2016

Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation

That moist battery was intense last night

by Moist Battery September 22, 2016

Moist Pupper Stuffer

A little dog's wet nose, often used to stuff its face into things. Ex; food bowls, owner's butt cheeks, or other crevices.

Susie: Oh my gosh! Your dog's little wet nose is so cute!
Fred: Oh, yeah. That's Gizmo's Moist Pupper Stuffer.

by Chad252 November 18, 2016