Samantha Sack’s platonic mother and bestest buddy. Loves to take random videos of people being stupid and is very in love with her boyfriend. Comes to Sam’s house only for Louie and Squid Game.
by Boinger November 05, 2021
by notmitchellmason October 29, 2013
by Hollie February 12, 2017
Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
by HeheheheHEhehHEehheHEEHh May 30, 2019
by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 02, 2025
The phenomenon which occurs when a Mitch consumes copious volumes of the HULK, a mix of WKD and Stella, for however long they remain conscious. It is usually characterized by off-beat dancing, the stripping of clothes, the groping of grannies, general sloppiness, obscene behaviour and inappropriately touching oneself.
Jonny: "Dude, why is that person groping that old lady and drinking green liquid"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
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Jonny: "Dude, you should have seen that man at the club the other night. He had like, fifteen shots of Jager and then started taking his clothes off and groping himself, super sloppy"
Dude: "OMG, they are Mitchell Bourner Wasted"
by Bitch_tits_bourner December 20, 2024