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Dope meeting face

Definition: Face made during corporate meetings whilst very self-conscious of said conference face staring into camera lens feigning interest ... not in the meeting but in your own Dope meeting face (DMF)
That call was basic but for her Dope meeting face check it out it's incredible.... She must have been perfecting her Dope meeting face in her camera (DMF) during the first 15 minutes of this hour long rabbit hole call and looked super fake-interested.
Dope meeting face by Stampliance August 22, 2022
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Department Meeting 

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
Department Meeting by googabooga October 8, 2022

Bussy meeting 

How mad your meeting

My bussy meeting? Very much gay sex
Bussy meeting by bitchwithbighair November 15, 2022

Sanity meeting 

Originally started as Morning sanity meeting, it is basically smoking pot by the water
Oh man, that was a good sanity meeting!
Sanity meeting by Bgln December 13, 2022

Union meeting 

A union meeting is considered code word among railroad workers for sitting around the hotel having a drinking session. It sounds official so the supervisors will have no clue what is taking place, thus to remain under the radar. This usually takes place in the hotel lobby where a bunch of guys get drunk and bitch about the railroad.
On the radio passing by: Guys, we will be having a union meeting tonight at 21:00 to discuss important information about the new contract.

In front of a supervisor: Randy had a union meeting without me at the hotel. I’ll have to follow up with him to get the summary.

One on one: Are you prepared for the union meeting when we make it hotel?
Union meeting by 3:33 Bandit January 2, 2023

Gucci meeting 

Bill:Hey what meeting are going to tonight?

Bob: Gucci Meeting, it’s the best meeting in OC!
Gucci meeting by Dr Bob November 8, 2023

french meeting 

a french meeting is another word for a sexual hookup
Kierran: "Hey Keenan, wanna smoke a bowl rn?"

Keenan "I can't, I've got a French Meeting" *winks*
french meeting by kierran169 November 24, 2023