Gateway Manager

Someone who delegates all or most of their job responsibilities to other staff members

We are looking for a Gateway manager to monitor our Pager Duty queues

by ceomf March 14, 2019

Scatological Management

A (IT) management out of business reality, leaving from past and trying to prolong it as most as possible, hardly adopting a new model, not able to keep talented people. It can be used in a larger sense for defining at all the management quality in any organization, grasping the past not being able to innovate and adopt.

- Our business model has became a "dinosaurs", cloud is hitting hard, and our scatological management is not able to adopt to a new model.

by Chibas June 27, 2013

Managed

I mean... "Curated" sounds better....

Hym "Managed? It's just not as good. It doesn't sound as good. Andy gets it. It'll be distributed throughout the land, will it? And then what? Your attempt at intimidation doesn't disguise your cowardice. Doesn't detract from the fact that you were crying like a bitch a second ago. You're not blubbering on stage about 'it not being your death anxiety' because of your cancer-wife. What comes after? We all live the collective falsehood until you die and your sophistry dies with you? Or, maybe, they prop up your corpse for instrumental use? The eternal charlatan! 'We abandoned men but it's ok because we'll just make new ones the we super-duper won't abandon this time!' And then it will be more of the same. The only hope you have to offer is the false kind. Hope is actually the reason I'm in the situation I'm in. The people around me have no hope of a better life so to see a better life stolen from me fills them with twisted glee. And what you need is for you and your kids to go straight to hell and roast there. A better present is synonymous with a better future. You you're doing now it the religious conditioning you spoke of. Defer gratification to the grave. 'Maybe my kids will reach the promised land!' But they won't. People like you will steal it from them just as you're trying to steal it from me."

by Hym Iam February 19, 2024

energy healing waste managing reservoir

another way of telling someone they are an ***hole or that they have one and it is coveted

lesbian:
i covet your energy healing waste managing reservoir, but i am in heaven.

lesbemen:
you are heavenly. pick my energy healing waste managing reservoir.

lesbian:
how can i covet what i already have now.

lesbemen:
pick it.

by mc ski motts the sauceman July 18, 2016

Incident Management

The managerial style where you switch your entire company direction based on a single incident

This company went bankrupt cause upper management was working on an incident management bases.

by SaigonTim August 13, 2018

Hanger Management

When you are arrested for assault at a fast food establishment for Anger Issues and have to take anger management!

Customer: I ordered 6 nuggets and I got five. Customer proceeds to throw the nuggets and hits employees! Cops are called and now you are arrested and have to take Hanger Management!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

Thx Management

I said what I said. It's official. Management has spoken. Signed Management.

Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management

by Ericka Porter Mba April 4, 2022