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Master Race

Master Race is a term usually associated with PC Gamers who believe that PC is superior for gaming next to consoles. They are correct of course, as budget builds easily over perform consoles for the same price. Unfortunately for the Master Race many of them are overly defensive of PC and will insult console users, calling them peasants and trying to convince them to "ascend". Sadly most console gamers think Gaming PCs cost 1000s and are useless since "the human eye can only see 30 fps" ironically consoles don't reach 30 fps often.
Fucking Master Race think that a fucking PC is better than my XBox One, since all PCs are overpriced and $3000+ XBox and PlayStation are always better
by Useless Trash April 12, 2017
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masterba!ter

A guy who baits his team-mates in counter-strike and counter-strike source, also any other fucking fps game.
Ha! I'm a smart masterba!ter, im not gonna run in there and die like the fuckers on my team that i baited.
by aldin September 27, 2007
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Masterbation Station

An area - usually your room - where you go to watch porn or just to beat your meat over someone
Rob spends all his time in his masterbation station watchin' animal porn
by Sir Marc Wilcox February 16, 2009
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Masterbathe

"Dude i was in a dry spell for a while and had blue-balls, so i took a shower and masterbathed"
by memofukka June 5, 2010
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masterbacrastinating

1.) the act of putting off work/giving into distractions instead of accomplishing impending tasks coupled with the dire need for genital stimulation.

2.) wasting time by masterbating continuously throughout a stressful night for "tension relief" or "increased motivation" or "because an orgasm will make me refreshed and therefore help me finish this paper... right?" Wrong.

3.) as excuse for nymphomaniacs with ADD. Me.
Jamie Gabrielle Woods kept messaging me while I was checking facebook instead of writing my 8 page paper.... hence my immediate masterbacrastinating after drooling over her smokin hott pics.
by Rayquisha November 28, 2007
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fackin' like a master

It has many meanings. It can mean hello, cool, or excited.

This phrase was developed by a man who needed something funny for his web comic.
Oh, Dave! Fackin' like a master.
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It would be fackin' like a master to play the gamecube.
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We're about to see Michael Jackson! I'm fackin' like a master at this moment.
by Patrick May September 3, 2004
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Master Chief

John, or Master Chief Petty Officer 3rd Class. (Spartan-117) is the main protagonist of the popular video game, Halo. he has many augmentations including, hight damage reduction, sight, and speed.
the master chief is one of the best video game characters of all time
by Chris000 July 17, 2006
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