noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
When you meet someone on discord named Jade but she simps for Tsuki from haikyuu so you bug her until she marries you 🙄🙄🙄 and then you make flipaclips pls
Yuh I have a Jade Kink.
by Bvnnyx September 28, 2020
“i have an idris kink”
by idrisshrine June 19, 2023
When a person gets into a relationship with someone unattractive so that the ugly one can feel loved and appreciated
by fuckuandyourfavcolor November 22, 2022
A Aaliyah kink is when you get turned on or horny by a amazing person name Aaliyah or aka Vintxqejin
I have a “Aaliyah kink”
by vintxqejin May 25, 2021
by Trashol April 09, 2018
Person 1:you’re a piss kink haver
Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink
Person 2: bro I promise I’m not, I have many links but I don’t have a piss kink
by TheFagWithoutApissKink June 03, 2022