Kelly Clarkson

A young female artist who, instead of having to go through years of hard work and rejection to earn success, won a contest on American Idol where her fame was handed to her.

Kelly Clarkson owes me money!

by mwitictm December 26, 2008

kelley

The definition of sexy, hott, gorgeous, the list goes on. Is one of the best and most amazing people you will ever meet and know. Can get downn on the dance floor, or just about anywhere else. And is far from a nerd or loser.

Damn, I wish I was a kelley.

by smartzz October 16, 2008

dylan kelly

dylan kelly is a Jesus lovin' actor, musician, and film production enthusiast; who has made appearances on several mtv dating shows, and appeared on KTLA channel 5 morning news in Los Angeles.

girl 1:"did you see dylan kelly on mtv?"

girl 2:"yes, i'm going to kiss him one day..."

by staydivine July 28, 2009

Machine Gun Kelly

An ugly idiot who makes the worst some of the worst music ever.
Still not worse than Cardio B

Person 1: Dude, Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?
Person 2: Yeah, He makes pretty bad music. I prefer Eminem.

by Entity404 October 7, 2020

kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

by Mr. Dwayne February 7, 2008

Kelly Moo

The most ugliest person in the universe who's cud is twinkies and says moooooo often snores like a cow smells worse then a cow and even ways more than a cow

Guy 1: Did you see my new wife kelly !!
Guy 2: DAY-UMM shes a total cow...KELLY MOO !!
Kelly: UM NOM NOM !!! MOOOOOO

by Rednecks 1215 July 31, 2011

Machine Gun Kelly

A pedophile

Some bitch:Omg is that Machine Gun Kelly???

Me: HIDE YALL KIDS!!!!!!!

by dietc0ke0091 February 21, 2022