slap a junkie now 

A saying, originating from Good Shepherd Lutheran College, used to remember the 4 months that have 30 days.

S - September
A - April
J - June (June rather than July because JUNkie starts with JUN like June.
N - November

Boy - "Are you prepared for the test?"
Homosexual Girl - "Yes, slap a junkie now."

slap a junkie now by Good Shep Rep Bruh May 12, 2014

Janky 

Poorly constructed or of poor quality

This janky shirt she gave me is falling apart.

Janky by Werd December 8, 2002

janky ass glass 

The phrase janky ass glass refers to low end bongs made of glass from China or other low quality glass. Often this phrase is used to describe goodstash bongs which use a grommet instead a glass on glass joint.

Matt: Dude have you been to skatesurfsmoke in Hermosa? They have goodstash bongs.

Ryan: Yeah I heard about it from some punks who thought they could skate. That place sure does have some janky ass glass.

Matt: I know!! That's exactly what I thought when I walked in there!

janky ass glass by Realdeal420 January 23, 2010

junkie shit

Self-seeking tendencies such as hussling, lying, manipulation, and a disregard for the consequences of actions. Often employed by drug addicts, however, these actions do not have to be connected with drugs.

Guy 1: I just called my work and told them my grandma died so I don't have to go in.

Guy 2: Wow, dude. Really? You've been clean for six months and you're still pulling junkie shit.

junkie shit by Henlo January 4, 2010

Junkhandler 

The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.

That junkhandler took his sweet time checking my junk.

Junkhandler by gummer stumps November 25, 2010

Oh junk 

Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

Oh junk by Blair February 7, 2004

(insert name)'s junk 

A joke that rivals that's what she said in terms of versatility. Simply take the name of someone you know, add "'s junk," and make your comparison.

That test was shorter than (insert name)'s junk.

That throw was sadder than (insert name)'s junk.

Man, I'm out of shape...kinda like (insert name)'s junk.

(insert name)'s junk by lolemma March 1, 2009