Jonah is the type of person to fart in your face if you say one word to him. Jonahs smell really bad especially like mac and cheese. His worse characteristic of his smell is his toes and his breath. His toes have a fungus on them that make them turn into a vegetable. He brags about his prodigyness and that hes gotten in the state championships for every single sport in two years. He should be fat but somehow is skinny.
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The ginger guy who sits opposite you in the office and wears glasses aka Ninja. Doesn't like much milk in his tea and drinks coffee after 12pm. Hates to go on an early lunch.
by baldone October 28, 2010
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by emilyhoskins03 December 7, 2010
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1.Damn, dude. All those bitches were drinkin' Jonathan Naucks and gettin' crazy last night. One of them busted out a titty on the dance floor!
2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!
2. Janie had three Jonathan Nauck's last night and just started thrown' leg left and right!
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