shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.

"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"

by fred carpinski January 9, 2009

Elf Shoe

A slightly upwardly curved titty. These were prominent in the 70's and early 80's but can still periodically be seen hangin around in todays culture. They are also known as Quarter Moons, Banana Tits, Thumbnail Titties, and Uppercuts.

I love Abby's little Elf Shoes. They compliment her heart shaped ass quite nicely.

by thefallingdream January 18, 2010

Shoe loser

Nick name for stella artois lager.

Called this due to tendancy to go home with at least one shoe missing after drinking large quantities.

See also wife beater

He was pissed as a fart after drinking 13 pints of shoe loser

by Martinstella May 6, 2008

pastie shoes

when you wear pasties on your feet as shoes

"damn did u see charlies pastie shoes??"
"yeh! man they're like cornish or sumthing?"

by zhutharndm August 5, 2006

shoe rave

to go into any shoe stores you choose, try on all shoes you like and don't buy any of them (can be said as 'shoe rave', 'shoe raving' or 'shoe ravers'

we had a great time at the the mall me and Jessica went shoe raving in New Look!

david and hillary are real shoe ravers

come on lets have a shoe rave! ;

by Meesy March 1, 2008

RED SHOES

Norther Irish slang phrase for someone who has had sexual intercourse with a woman who is menstruating.

I've got the red shoes

by FredGee June 28, 2007

potato shoes

Hella gansta moccasins that nike came out with in the 90's. They're named potato shoes because of the lumpy shape of the leather. They are by far the most comfortable shoe on the planet earth. They just came out again recently on nikesportswear.com so go check them out and buy a sack (of potatoes).

Potato shoes
E-Dawg:
"Potato shoes are da treds bre"

Gangsta from the neighborhood:
"Straight up!"

POTATO SHOES!

by Dr.ed October 18, 2010