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SHOP PHOBIA

Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.
I once stubbed my toe to avoid shopping with my wife. She thinks I have shop phobia.
by Roweski July 12, 2010
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shop habib

shopping at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent. or buying gas, cigs, beer, etc. at a store owned by someone of middle eastern descent.
denise: "hey just stop there at the clark station i need cigarettes."

becca: "sorry girl, i dont shop habib!"
by beccccahh November 5, 2008
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fantasy shopping

verb. 1. When you go through a store and fill up a cart and leave it in a random spot in the store. 2. When you go online to a site like amazon or other retail stores and fill up a cart and never plan on buying.
Joe- Hey man guess what we did yesterday.
You- What
Joe- We went fantasy shopping at target and the whole store was pissed off. I think we ended up with 3 carts full, one even had milk in it.
by yasevil June 25, 2009
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Porn Shop

Jon - "I went to the porn shop yesterday."

Kevin - "What did you get? Or were you just checking it out?"

Jon - "I got a porn movie and a magazine. There's a lot of freaky stuff in that store though..."
by AFiiziii July 31, 2010
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loganpaul.com/shop

A website full of drugged clothing that will make you regret being born and most likely will make you want to commit suicide.
Boy: I want to kill myself all because of your hoodie.

Girl: I got it at loganpaul.com/shop if you want one.
by White choch January 28, 2018
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talking shop

(n.) a place where discussion is all that happens, and nothing actually comes out of it. The origin is the League of Nations, precursor to the United nations. The League had no armed forces, and no decisions could be enforced.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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Shopping cart

A shopping cart is, to the untrained eye, a device for holding your groceries. But, to a skateboarder, a shopping cart is an obstacle you can ollie over, grind, and ride in. To find an abandoned one of these is like finding a ticket to FUN!
Today I ollied over a shopping cart from a 3 foot ledge.
by Ricky Benda May 31, 2005
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