Flesh Cannon

When you specifically put a quarter into your foreskin and sneezereally hard, shooting it out.

Hey, wanna go shoot a flesh cannon with the boys?

by Chlamydia228 May 20, 2018

Flesh holster

Your butthole when it welcomes an erect penis into it.

Last night Greg came over and used my flesh holster until he came, tomorrow night its his turn.

by FleshHolster January 28, 2022

Flesh kong

The act of filling one’s vagina or arse with peanut butter in the hope a dog will lick it out. Much like the Kong dog toy.

Yuck, I looked over the fence and my neighbour had employed the flesh kong trick for her dog again.

by anonymous January 20, 2024

Flesh Martini

Sexual act: cleansing your partner's perineum by repetitively tonguing the area between their anus and scrotum/vulva.

He always wants a second round after he cleans me up with a Flesh Martini.

by ErectCabbage June 30, 2021

flesh slipper

When somebody holds your foot like a slipper. Their fingers around your toes, the palm of their hand against the base of their foot.

My feet are cold and I can’t find my slippers, can you give me a flesh slipper?

by SlipCat September 26, 2021

firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

flesh cookie

a woman's vagina; fresh and warm like a cookie straight out of the oven

I'd certainly love to pull down her panties and shove her flesh cookie right in my mouth

by CanadianDudeEH! January 13, 2018