iPhone

Addictive Device First released in 2007 , uhhhhh u need to sell a kid or kidney to get one.
i stands for internet or apple got mental breakdown and just took fucking iMac first letter WHICH also stands for internet so uhhhhh yeah. also iPhone can access internet did u fucking know that ??? and also you can install apps on iPhone since 2008 , sadly apple disconitinued appstore for iOS versions belov iOS 7 bc they are fucking stupid as fuck.

iPhone i have it in my ass
i will use my iphone to use imessage and imessage other bitch with iphone
i love my iphone (true)
cum
i love cum

by acewayx February 15, 2024

iPhone 1G

The iPhone 1g isn’t real the iPhone 2g is and that’s the first phone that Apple sold (I think) anyways there’s no iPhone 1g

-Hey look that guy thinks the first generation iPhone is the 1g

-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist

-hah I know right

by anonymous May 9, 2023

iPhone 13 mini

The Airbus A318 of the smartphone world.

The iPhone 13 mini is the equivalent of the airbus A318. Its small size crippled its battery life and hampered sales. Same with the airbus A318. It was too small and its engines burned more fuel than expected so airlines didn’t want to operate it. It’s still in service with Air France, but will eventually be replaced by the A220.

by why are russian girls so cute July 18, 2025

iphone galaxy

The phone that the older generations believe to be popular with the kids

“Malcolm! Have you seen that spoilt little bitch on her iPhone galaxy? These kids are all the bloody same!”

by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020

IPhone

A smartphone that sucks your dick for you.

Jimmy: Hey siri, suck my dick.
Siri: OK.

*sloppy toppy IPhone sounds*

by Big Bulge Imposter February 2, 2022

Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.

I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".

by anonymous December 21, 2023

iphone air

Tim definitely did not cook….

the iphone air is the result of letting Tim Cook too much…. in fact he overcooked!

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 23, 2025