Hobosexual

Sexually attracted to homeless looking people.

Look at that hobo I wanna mount him/her/them

You need some change? Let me spare u theez nuts.
Why don't you come and squeegy this pussy honey??

I can spare more than a little change baby.

I have slept with so many homeless people I think I am hobosexual

by Ninaneexx November 14, 2022

Hoobalit

When someone is very tall but has short parents

I thought Josh’s parents were going to be as tall as him but he’s definitely a hoobalit

by Hannah.Barnes December 11, 2022

Hoobalit

When someone is very tall but has short parents

I thought Josh’s parents were going to be as tall as him but he’s definitely a hoobalit

by Hannah.Barnes December 15, 2022

Hobosexual

Describes a person who is male or female, has the ability to change his or her sexuality for money and a place to stay.

That guy is straight, he is just a hobosexual

by Khwezi December 18, 2022

Hobbs

A fraudulently placed Governor who knowingly lost an election yet swore herself into office anyway.

Arizona is run by a Hobbs who lost in a landslide.

by Whatzupp January 25, 2023

Hobosexual

An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.

He is a career hobosexual, the lowest life form of a fuckboy.

by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023

Hobson

When a man receives a blowjob and a rim job at the same time.

"Dude do you remember that scene in "This Is The End" when Michael Cera was getting a hobson?"

by GobbleModeFr March 14, 2023