Chair hog

An extremely lazy person who has to sit all the time

My fat brother is such a chair hog.

by Anonymochka December 13, 2008

Hog Vault

Its a place where the members of hogtopia keep their most prized possessions such as netherite, books, diamonds, emotionally attached to items, and most importantly, the hog bible

Ktaei: but that in the hog vault

AwesomeZ: yep quick!

by Ktaei March 25, 2021

Hegged the hog

Trimming of the male pubic area

Hegged the hog before I go over to Sarah’s place

by God damn it bobby January 15, 2018

Boof Hog

One whomst hogs the boof

Humphrey: gingys a boof hog
Chief: I know but Jacob spend no time on that stove

by Humphry69 November 19, 2018

Seed Hog

The act of being fat and nasty, while swallowing cum.

Did you see Troy last night? Such a Seed Hog.

by BubbaisFat September 01, 2016

HOG Daddy

Harley Davidson rider’s version of a Mack Daddy

“He’s the HOG Daddy of that biker club!”

by Roadrunner 503 March 10, 2019

Hog humper

A type of stubbly, unkempt beard, as worn by back-woodsmen, hicks, men from isolated, backwards rural areas that like having sex with pigs. Similar to the one worn by 'Shaggy' in Scobby-Doo.

Wow - check out that guys hog humper!

Ifun yours goin' t' court tomorrow - best shave off that hog humper boy!

Dang - watch that weldin' torch Earl! Damn near just sit fire to your hog humper!

by Little Lord Schmuck July 28, 2013