Heffer

Heffer: a way to describe people that you view as swag and epic. A baddass bitch per say. A cool chum. A stylin person who just knows the vibes and is always poppin a perk but is also down to earth and can sit with you for an espresso and a great conversation.

Friend 1: hey I’m getting lunch tomorrow with Sophia Boin, have you heard anything about her?

Friend 2: no way… that’s my motherfucking heffer.
Friend 1: oh thank god. I love hanging with a heffa.
Friend 2: ya no worries, you’re goonin with a real heff, your in good hands heffa.
Friend 1: thanks heffer, love you.
Friend 2: np my heffa, give that heffa Sophia my best.

by Mamaheffer June 2, 2022

Hefferroni

A obese individual who finishes their slice of peperroni pizza and tries to steal your slice.

Hey you Hefferroni, stay away from my food!

by Atalin July 16, 2022

hefar

Someone that is really beautiful and you love them very much

What's hefar

by Lengsan August 4, 2022

Heff

To heff a bag in the box to absorb that sweet alcohol fumes.

"I'm heffing those good fumes from the box - I'm feeling it"

by Dohnutdude August 18, 2022

hefty dangler

a big ball sack

You see that bulge? That dude's got some hefty danglers.

by flyingspaghetpastafarian September 14, 2022

heffing

to eat a lot; to pig out on food

Angela was heffing on her takeout chinese food

by orangechiken September 19, 2022

Heffelfinger

Named after Pudge Heffelfinger who was a guard at Yale. It means to finger blast a lady so well that she will become a simp for daddy for the rest of her years. No one will come between her heffelfingering daddy and her. uWu

Daddy hit me with the heffelfinger last night. I’m gonna marry him.

by Daddy Heffelfinger September 20, 2022