hasselhoff

The reason why Jekyll and Hyde is no longer on Broadway. Opposite of awesome

search it on youtube, try hasselhoff/jekyll and hyde something is bound to turn up.

by idonothaveaname March 24, 2008

Haosexual

a gloating, preening donkey with a taste for fashion, striped shirts, and sucking out with girlfriends named vinhessa.

typically found hanging around christopher street and the east side of manhattan, a haosexual is also known under a number of different monkers: uber donkey, hao quach, hee hao, homohao, haocakes, and of course, vinhessa's bitch.

by phillycakes December 15, 2008

hasseem

Generally small, quite a crowd follower and very two faced.
Been known to have small penis' and not very good with the ladies.

Oh look at hasseem, he's so small,

Yeah, he talks about his friends behind their back alot!

Well, I wouldn't get with him.

by usahunk April 8, 2012

Hasel

Hasel other wise known as “hazel” pronocued the Sam exact way. AINT NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE

“ Annie haselrig”

by Hahdidnr December 23, 2018

Hansen-Staggs

(adjective): to act in a foolish nature that causes harm to your body and/or your surroundings

Stop acting so hansen-staggs.

by Johnny Smarts February 26, 2008

hansel and gretel

when your women is making something in the oven, as she opens the oven door you run up behind her shove her head in then you pants her and fuck her in either hole

brandon used the hansel and gretel on his mother in law

by rshanks April 9, 2008

hansel-and-gretel

To have sex with someone inside an oven. Requires extreme flexibility and a high resistance to heat. (Or just very big appliances).

From the children's fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel". Because we know what they were REALLY doing in that oven...

A. She wanted to hansel-and-gretel him, but unfortunately, she wasn't flexible and he just couldn't take the heat.
B. "Are things getting hot in here, or is that just me?"

"No, stupid, it's just because we're hansel-and-greteling."

by Ze Brothers Grimm June 10, 2011