Hamster Fucker

An insane, disgusting, vulgar, sick, mentally disturbed, lowlife so called "Human Being" would be crazy enough to do such a thing.

I'm SOOOO DESPERATE!!!! I need somthing to fuck with....!!!! I will just fuck with anyhting that i see first. (Hamster Appears).....What Next?

by Hamster Freedom Fighter February 8, 2004

hampster style

Perhaps the most intense form of karate known to man.

Orgazmo: "Ben you must use Hampster Style!!!"
Ben: "No...not that!!"

by Big Jown September 14, 2008

Russian Hamster Race

When a male proceeds to ejaculate on a women's anus and the cum rolls down towards the genitalia. The cum resembles a Russian hamster racing.

"BRO GUESS WHAT!?"

"What?"

"Last night my Russian Hamster raced to her Vag in 6 seconds!!!!"

"No way, NICE!"

by GiggleGoat December 18, 2009

hamster pine

when your hair is messed up and loooks like a combination of a hamster & a porcupine

Ivan, what you do to ur hair that made it look like hamster pine?

Perlaza, you'll scare the girls away if ur hair keeps hamster pinin' !!!

by orlatta January 8, 2006

hampstered

when you're so hammered drunk you cannot pronounce hammered, you are said to be "hampstered"

Bill stumbles in the room...

"Are you alright Bill?"

"Dude I'm hampstered."

Bill passes out.

by oOoAprilLeeoOo February 26, 2009

Hamstered

when you nibble on someone's lip imitating a small rodent

i hamstered that bitch!

by HamsterKing January 5, 2015

Hamster

A young person who is not of Polish descent who choses to live in Hamtramck, Michigan because they were not yet ready to retire to Portland. They enjoy the low standard of living that Hamtramck offers, as evidenced by their radical practice of satire aimed at the lower standard of living they enjoy. They have a keen sense of time and space that allows them to locate momentary events in the city (Pop-Up restaurants, Pop-Up art galleries, and/or "house shows").

Hamster: Let's go to Campau Tower!
Hamtramck resident: Are they even open anymore?

by henryporter187 June 14, 2016