hammered

someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk

'people who get hammered won't be able to nail'

by .lanky_bec. May 6, 2006

hammer toe

Horribly manicured toes, foot fungus, and yellow toe nailed nasty wiggly bent awkward freakish toes.

In some cases, an infected toe, that is giant, and in extremely inflammed may be considered a hammer toe.

Dude, put your sock back on, your nasty hammer toe is freaking me out.

by Glen W. June 22, 2005

hammer blob

A particularly violent or aggressive female period, an extension of the expression on the blob. Generally used to describe an unpleasant or moody female.

"Christ mate, she looked like she on the hammer blob, if you know what I mean."

by Rogue89 January 10, 2009

hammer some bush

1) to engage in heterosexual intercourse

It's Friday night and I want to hammer some bush.

by vanwanker January 9, 2009

sledge-hammered

(adj.) to be very hammered or incredibly drunk

After performing a 3 minute keg stand, Frankie was sledge-hammered.

by hailbop May 16, 2006

pole hammer

When a guy gets slammed by a fat chick on top. To the point when an indentation is left in the bed, or he is left with very little penis after the sex.

"Got pissed last night, met up with a chick. She was very fat and totally pole hammered me!, woke up at 3am and needed a ladder to get out of the hole she left me in!"

by Baxta December 26, 2006

dumb hammer

A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.

Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....

Or

Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.

by eve co October 4, 2009