Ham Roast

Whatever you want it to mean! It can be used in any context, tense, or form.
Dude, we just ham roasted them! We won by 64!

Kid: Mom, I'm so hungry!
Mother: There's some ham roast in the refridgerator.

Guy #1: Bro, what should my nickname be?
Guy #2: I don't know! Mine is Ham Roast!
by MrCJohnson3 March 18, 2010
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Ham Coded

When something is silly and puts you in a goober mood it is "Ham Coded".
"That car/cat is very Ham Coded, it puts me in a goober mood!"
by Hawhe October 27, 2023
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Ham Straight

A poker term where a player has a hand that contains four of the five cards required for a regular poker straight
That guy just went all in with a 7, 8, 10, J ! He was missing the 9, so he had a Ham Straight, not a regular straight, then he lost all his money!
by Somebody8827 July 13, 2020
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ham and egged

Dropped off my car to get a flat tire fixed and got ham and egged into buying a new wheel and tire.
by Why me two February 23, 2014
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Vote Ham

More than merely a slogan, more a state of mind.
You want a meaning to your life? You want a reason for being? Vote Ham and realise your existence.

To find what you seek in the road of life,

the best proverb of all is that which says:
"Vote Ham."
by Bruno2010 January 15, 2010
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shirt hams

i got my face between your sisters shirt hams.
by mutant-lizard February 03, 2010
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ham fountain

Sit backwards on a woman's face while you jerk off on her tits.
She was blown away when I showed her my amazing ham fountain!
by June 13, 2016
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