hamith

A VERY BOOTIFUL POOPOO THAT COMES OUT OF UR BUTT

person 1: why is ur bum red
Person 2: I TOOK A HAMITH

by poOpYpAntsSssssS May 24, 2021

Clapping Hamsters

Just another funny metaphor for the act of procreation. This is original though, as of this writing "clap hamster" returns no results in google. You saw it here first people.

Hey where's Bill? Oh he's probably clapping hamsters with the wife.

by Halbey June 8, 2010

Dirty hamster

Where you shit and you ass is so hairy to where ass hair comes out with your shit.

Bro Taven last night I had the nastiest dirty hamster last night it looked unnatural.

by David Chicago March 21, 2019

sexay_hamster

a sexay beast from IGN.com that spams rapidly and is awesome

by dude next door October 21, 2003

hamsterbating

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

by Tugboats June 13, 2006

Hamsted

To be hammered and blasted at the same time; more notably drinking first and then blazing it up.

Bro, we were so hamsted while dancing I totally lost my wallet.

by Duderific93 July 12, 2010

Satanic Hamster

A guy who nails Joe Notaman's mother.

I mean, like, uNF, uNF. Say my NAME, bitch, say my NAME!

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005