Hairy Mary

A prostitute.

Year's ago I was on a train from London to Blackpool. On the same train was a very drunk Pakistani woman wearing a sari, who was singing with a very thick Glaswegian accent. The song she was singing went:

(to the tune of she'll be coming round the mountain)

I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary,
I'm not a Hairy Mary I'm your moll.

I related this to the mother of the friend I was visiting in Blackpool, and she informed me that "Hairy Mary" was a slang word for prostitute.

There was something vaguely reassuring about seeing the effect that Scotland can have on a lady from Pakistan. Her accent was a joy to behold, even when she started telling anti Pakistani jokes. She was allowed to, she said, because she was one.

I'm not a hairy mary, I'm your moll!

by Sunny Frimley July 14, 2016

Hairy Cliterus

Hairy Cliterus- (aka Hillary Clinton) The vice president of the united states along with president Donald Duck.

Person 1- How the F*** is Hairy Cliterus even a candidate for president?!
Turtle kid- I like turtles.

by your a CQCK sucker July 20, 2016

Hairybudda

Unemployed Scot with a tiny penis who pierces his drunkenstud sized penis to make it seem somewhat normal.

Dude, you better get a job before someone does you in the ass HairyBudda style.

That is one of the smallest phallic pieces I have ever seen. You should get it pierced HairyBudda, HAHAHHAHA.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

Hairy Underpants

Refers to a large quantity of pubic hair, usually on a woman.

This chick I banged last nite had hairy underpants, she had to part it when she pees.

by Rastus January 11, 2006

super hairy fun strip

the area between your nuts and asshole that hairy, yet slick.

I dont really know what it's there for, but the super hairy fun strip sure is fun to play with

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

Hairy Cheed

Exactly Like A Cheed ,But with the addition of a monstrous amount of hair. AKA Bush, Afro, Mop.

EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!

EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.

by Mikeybear February 13, 2008

hairymcsnuggles

A large hairy creature that is generally human, though covered with soft brown luscious curly hair. Most will find him to be irresistibly attractive and will chase after him like wild animals wanting to shag him like never before.

Girl: "ZOMG I LOVE HAIRYMCSNUGGLES!"

by clockwisewittness October 11, 2008